Mystery

Ok . . . you can mark this down RIGHT now on your notepads as BULLSHIT . . . . but if you guys have ANy sort of trust in me, and know me NOT to be crazy or drunk right now, then just read:

I was in my room. . . SUDDENLY . . . yeah suddenly the HOT water in the bathroom starts pouring from the faucet! The hot water knob is turned on in other words. Now . . here's the kicker boys and girls: I HAVEN'T gone to the bathroom. . . It just started this instant! I have gone passed the washroom ...

Life is strange at times . . . most of the time . . . mostly all the time. Just the other day I was sitting on the couch watching Ben Hur on TV, when suddenly I heard clear and loud footsteps climbing the stairs from the basement. I was alone in the house,and I immediately went over and shouted, "who the fuck is there!" thinking it was burglar. . . I immediately felt a presence though, and it was no burglar! I tried to puyt it off, and set the incident aside, buty as I was sitting on ...