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le bear

25th June 2005, 05:06

OK, this is all in fun, just a few thoughts I know I've had and I'm sure you guys have too. So here's to a good laugh or at least a smile! :D

1. You are up late at night in America, bored, rumaging through the internet and you come across the "La Isla Bonita" video on some link from some website.

2. You click the link and are treated to the most incredibly sexy, sultry, amazing video of the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Her voice, her smile, but even deeper, the way she moves and the way she looks, draws you in and you are trapped, you just don't know it yet.

3. You watch the video often over the next few days and you have no choice but to search for more information about this amazing girl, ANYTHING will do, you have to keep searching.

4. You find yourself thinking of that video while you are at work and realize that you are going to play it as soon as you get home and you keep searching for a way to download it to your computer.

5. As you search, you realize that Alizee is not even a Spanish girl, but is indeed French and is much younger than you first imagined. You discover the "Moi Lolita" song and videos and fall deeper and deeper under her spell. You begin to download photos of her from any source or website......

6. You eventually end up here at this forum with the rest of us and discover that Alizee is now a married and a Mother at 20! You download a picture of her with her cute pregnant belly..... and more pictures of her on the beach....

7. Your fantasy of ever being with her is crushed by that realization, but you can't help but to continue your search for more of her, you find that she is likely to be on a long break with the new baby and has no plans to come to America. You search to see if there are any pictures of her from Las Vegas, but you don't find any. You download some other pictures you find or her anyway.....

8. You now consider Britany Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Simpson to be worthless tramps for the most part, and will yell at anyone that even dares to compare them to Alizee'. You find a great picture of her to download while you are thinking that....

9. You find yourself listening to her music on the internet and eventually purchase her CD's on ebay or somewhere similar. You consider buying an autographed photo of her on ebay, but realize it's probably fake, you save your money and download some other photos of her instead.....

10. More than once in a week, you burn your dinner on the stove because you are preoccupied with this site or the DVD you've downloaded with her videos.

11. You consider buying the Alizee' Live En' Concert DVD but realize it won't likely play on your American DVD player, you buy it anyway......

12. You try to post thoughful interesting things here to get at least an "Alizee Interested" rating because you don't want to be a "newbie".....You then look for more pictures of her to download, You check the auctions you are bidding on to see if you are still winning.....

13. You play her CD in your car and sometimes find yourself singing along even though you don't speak French and have no idea what she is saying.

14. You consider learing French (See Above) :D

15. That trip to Paris is now moved WAY up on your list of things to do before you die! Learning French now seems like an even better idea....

16. You consider one of Alizee's biggest songs is "I'm not 20" and realize that she now IS 20 and wonder what's next and if she will even sing that live anymore?

17. You Hate Jeremy....

18. Then you realize it's not right to hate him but you REALLY REALLY don't want to like him!

19. They you realize he's probably not a bad guy and hope he's just good to her and the baby. You get over your jealousness almost immeiately.

I'll leave the next ones to you all.....:D

tern

25th June 2005, 05:20

20. Number of Alizée videos rises to ~240'

21. Your Alizée Pics folder contains 3000+ files

22. You actually care about uploading on a P2P client. :mrgreen:

23. You are an overall better person.

24. You are never bored

Melodramatic

25th June 2005, 05:36

26. living vicariously through the newbies' youthful admirations. Oh nostalgia. :P

le bear

25th June 2005, 05:38

25. You find the English translations of her songs on a website (thanks to help from this one) and realize that the lyrics are even more sexy than you ever imagined, this provokes much deep thought..... :D

Alizee_TsiAwd

25th June 2005, 12:22

27. You seriously think about spending the hard earned money you manage to save up to repair your car toward a brand new computer just to watch and download Alizée vids, even though you'll now have to walk or ride your bike for another 6 months.

28. You were listening to punk/rock/alternative music and now you're listening to Alizée's music just because of one vid. The change is so drastic... you hurry up to close Windows Media Player when your brother or sister enters the room without warning.

DavidAlizée

25th June 2005, 12:30

hehe, 28 yeah. I used to do that, when i first saw moi lolita.

Bondius

25th June 2005, 12:38

29: You start running around the house singing and eventualy doing the JPVA dance in front of the whole family. (Good thing I haven't got that far ... I only do it alone :cheesy: lol)

Melodramatic

25th June 2005, 16:57

30. Much to my mother's helplessess, I often catch her humming to a few Alizee tracks. That's when you know you the high addiction phase when it starts to affect your family members. Those were the days.

le grand d'or

25th June 2005, 17:16

31. You plans how you can meet Alizée alone...

32. You learn french only because of Alizée

33. You observe that you singing french when you listen to her

Bondius

25th June 2005, 17:38

ok, i'm already past 31, 32 and 33, thats for sure :shock: :cheesy:

le bear

25th June 2005, 19:11

I like this keep it going.... :D

Hey maybe if we get to 1000, we should send her a copy. I bet she'd get a kick out of it, it would of course have to be translated into French for her though.....

34. You go to the beach and you have the picture of her in her bikini on your mind, all the girls on the beach seem plain by comparison....

PayBays

25th June 2005, 19:36

#35.You put up a headset because no one can hear your listening to it.

#36.You pull the plug out if someone comes near your screen and see a little bar at the bottom saying: Alizée

#37.You try to speak French and you try to let everyone know how good she is.

#38.Your jeleous about Alizée and Jeremy and that they got married

#39.You copy her lyrics like: ookie-dookie ( i'm not twenty )

PayBays

25th June 2005, 19:41

# 40.You think she's on the forum reading the posts

# 41.You try to understand her lyrics,but it's to hard for you to follow.

# 42.You pray to God that she will do something nice to you,while you never pray

Bondius

25th June 2005, 19:54

#43 You check your e-mail/mailbox twice a day hoping you will get a reply >_> man I'm nuts lol

PayBays

25th June 2005, 19:56

#44 The same as above user,but this time 8 times a day

( just received Gourmandises!!! )

i'm in love with that voice! :oops: :oops: :oops: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Mordecai

25th June 2005, 19:56

I check my e-mail about 50times daily (I'm always logged in, and it's auto update :))

But that's not due to Alizée :P

#45 you start to, uhm, eh, wtf...

PayBays

25th June 2005, 19:58

# 46 Goes crazy...he has 2 mails in his email,but hasn't looked for them

loff

26th June 2005, 02:03

Aww.. this is so me.. I've been in so many of these stages.. (btw, black rice does not taste good)

tern

26th June 2005, 05:27

#35.You put up a headset because no one can hear your listening to it.

That was about #5 for me. :P Still, only 2 of my friends or family know of her, and I'm sure one has forgotten. :roll:

senelgor

26th June 2005, 10:29

That was about #5 for me. Still, only 2 of my friends or family know of her, and I'm sure one has forgotten.

Hah. For me, no one else knows besides me. I havent told them. Unfortunately this is why Ive yet to get Gourmandises or MCE yet. For some reason I just cant bring myself to tell them lol...theyll probably be like "wtf?". First its pop, second its French. Theyve got less than stellar views on the French. :roll:

grnick

26th June 2005, 10:52

47/ Her wallpapers are now everywhere: on your computer's desktop, on your color-screen mobile phone, on your room's walls.

48/ Even if you listen her songs 500 000 times, you still want to listen them again and again. Not only because here songs are great, but because you love hearing her voice. That hasn't happened to you with any other singer.

49/ You hope that someday she visits your country, and when she does it, you will do everything possible to see her. You will say that you are ill, as an excluse for not going to work/school etc, and then you will go to see Alizée... :cheesy:

PayBays

26th June 2005, 14:23

# 50 Has made a plan to get her attention if he sees her walking around in Paris,while it could take 4 years to see her.

Bondius

26th June 2005, 17:08

yea, I'm past 50 definateley >_>

le bear

26th June 2005, 17:54

# 49 was great!

Here's #51:

You burned your dinner last night while fooling around on this forum and you just now realized you didn't fix anything else and haven't eaten! :D

Bondius

27th June 2005, 00:51

past 51 also <_< ... hmm .. I haven't ate for 14 (sleepless) hours. I'm starting to immagine the mouse as a stake lol >_>

#52 You think you see Alizee down the street (something like that) and run to her only to realise it's another girl that somewhat looks like her. I'm past 52 as well >_>

ArlettyFan

27th June 2005, 01:07

22. You actually care about uploading on a P2P client. :mrgreen:

23. You are an overall better person.

These two are perfect for me! Now I feel it is actually one sense of purpose, to go on DC++ and share Alizée!

I'm going to just say this, I'm on it right now and once again very few people are downloading from me. Comon! :twisted:

Snatcher42

27th June 2005, 03:30

^ Heh, yeah. BTW, let me just mention again for this new wave of fans: sorry I'm not in the hub more often recently, it's just that I'm at home now with craptacular upload speeds. Once I'm back in school, you'll be able to download from me again.

Also, try to keep threads like this thoughtful... so far, it's been good here - but we have to make judgment calls in threads like this between them being here or in the Café. Usually that comes down to how easily the topic can be used to increase post-counts. So just keep that in mind, thanks!

Gaudi

28th June 2005, 00:27

23. You are an overall better person. - VERY GOOD!
23B - You keep having that mysterious smile on your face.

53 You make that Tour de Corse in your Flightsimulator again and again

PayBays

28th June 2005, 00:38

# 53 You actually wanted to bid on the Platinum CD's they were offering.

tern

28th June 2005, 07:34

#54 You buy a new 160GB HD because your 40GB isn't big enough for all her videos. :P

PayBays

28th June 2005, 09:28

Zeka

28th June 2005, 12:57

55. You realize that angels exist! :cheesy:

56. You spend at least two hours per day watching and listening Her videos and then,because you saw other people doing it,you wish you do something creative.Then you realise you suck and you try to improve your capabilities. :mrgreen: You end up with 6-8 hours sitting in front of a computer :ill: .

57. Instead learning night before exam,you end up doing subtitles for Her videos,so your mom could watch it :cheesy: .

58. You terrorise your mom with Alizee all the time.Then she realises how special Alizee is.Now mom is crying watching "Stars a domicile 2"...

59. You feel terrible because you didn't learn French more in secondary school and because you forgot a great part of it.

60. As Ternuc said,you become a better person in every possible way,having wonderful friends from all over the world :flowers: ,making plans how to visit them :mrgreen: .

*robes a bank,goes home happy,soon realises that it was very bad thing to do,gives all the money from the bank robbery to some charity fondation,ends up feeling bad because now there is no way to go abroad,but also feeling happy because all the money was donated to good cause* (<-------most probably to the hands of some other thief! SUCKER!!!! :mrgreen: )

61.You realise that world is not so bad.Infact,now it is all perfect for you-there is no misery and everything is easy.You have one motive more to be as good as possible in all aspects of your life.

62. You put trip to Her next concert in number one place-that is the thing you MUST do,no matter how much it costs and what happens!!!

63. You realise it is time to go home-because you are deadly hungry,because people at university are teasing you like "Man,did you sleep here?You didn't go home?" and you are answering to them:
"Oh,my God! There is really an exit out of here???!!!!!! :yikes: :surprise: :blink: " ,but you are not willing to go because you haven't read everything yet.And that is implied that you have to read/answer everything.

loveherfromusa

28th June 2005, 13:00

64. You check the forum even when your wife is looking on, hoping she doesn't figure out what your screen name is.

Bondius

28th June 2005, 13:01

Yeeeeeeaa ... I'm past 64 already tho I don't have a wife (just mom ... she doesn't know I'm me! lol).

65: You have your entire room patched up with her posters and pictures :wink:

loveherfromusa

28th June 2005, 13:09

66. I just realized I have been on this forum for more than 2 years.
Is that a stage of addiction?

Bondius

28th June 2005, 13:14

Yea, definately ...
How about nearly 500 posts in less than 3 weeks? :shock:

PayBays

28th June 2005, 13:58

67.You keep on posting letters and postcards till she has to write back that you can't write any letters anymore.

68.You were in a shock,when you see you got 318 posts in 10 days!

le bear

29th June 2005, 03:09

#69. You play her songs in your car every day as you drive to work and you even wonder to yourself if you are going crazy because you don't speak French! :)

OK, 931 more to go! Then we send them to Alizee'! The one above is sort of a repeat but not, so be creative.

Bondius

29th June 2005, 15:01

#70 You screamed with the crowd when Alizée entered the show singing live "Moi... Lolita" at Eurobest (but looked away when the other 3 were singing >_>). I know I did today, when I saw it for the first time ...

PayBays

29th June 2005, 15:06

# 71 You promise yourself,that your next child ( if it's a girl ) must be named Alizée

Bondius

29th June 2005, 15:19

Took the words right out of my mouth. I'm sureley gonna call my baby-girl Alizée 8)

senelgor

30th June 2005, 00:31

^ lol...Theres gonna be a flood of little girls named Alizée in a few years. I was thinking the exact same thing too. :D

tern

30th June 2005, 06:49

Bondius

30th June 2005, 07:49

Nah, I don't care, I want Alizée as my daughter's name. I'm not lowering my offer :cheesy:

tern

30th June 2005, 07:58

Current stage: bliss.

PayBays

30th June 2005, 09:26

Bliss is also cool

Give me all the peace disturbing your find
GIVE ME THAT PEACE,DISTURBING YOUR MIND....

doedoeoeodoeoeoeoeoe!

Ok back on-topic.I will kill my girlfriend if she wants a stupid girl name.I want my daughter to be called Alizee

Damn let's see those statics in about 7 years:

Alizee 45%
Barbara 3%

Bondius

30th June 2005, 10:13

Nah, I won't kill her ... I'll just name her Alizée (wife's wanted name) (family name) so we'll all be happy :cheesy:

PayBays

30th June 2005, 11:50

yeah but what if your wife wants to call he Dorothey

Alizee Dorothey

*pukes*

Bondius

30th June 2005, 14:49

Well I'd still call her Alizée so no problem for me 8) ... well, the first problem is to grow the hell up untill I am at a "legal" age to have children lol :cheesy:

FiEsTa

1st July 2005, 19:24

lol funny, lets start a new one haha :P

PayBays

1st July 2005, 20:03

addiction # 93

lol don't know which addcited number we are...but

# 93 You try to dream of her,that you keep on listening to her songs until you're finally asleep.

Bondius

1st July 2005, 20:08

#94 you actually are pissed if you try to dream of her and can't (like me, after my nap a few hours ago >_>)

PayBays

1st July 2005, 20:11

^ like me you mean...god why isn't there a dream of Alizée in my life.

Bondius

1st July 2005, 20:13

you said you dream of her ... whatever, when she kills you, but still, it's a dream! :cheesy:

loveherfromusa

3rd July 2005, 10:25

My wife's name is really Alizée, she just doesn't know it and I never call her that. Addicted - duh, of course I am.

senelgor

3rd July 2005, 10:29

My wife's name is really Alizée, she just doesn't know it and I never call her that. Addicted - duh, of course I am.
lol :D

PayBays

3rd July 2005, 10:46

My wife's name is really Alizée, she just doesn't know it and I never call her that. Addicted - duh, of course I am.

I'm addicted to your wife

her name

tern

3rd July 2005, 12:30

My wife's name is really Alizée, she just doesn't know it and I never call her that. Addicted - duh, of course I am.

OMG man that is hilarious. :shock:

FiEsTa

3rd July 2005, 14:44

#94 you actually are pissed if you try to dream of her and can't (like me, after my nap a few hours ago <- by Bondius

#95 You fall asleep... and wake up again some hours later, You go to the kitchen get a glass water and sit down on the chair the first time where u listened to Alizées Music, and believe that you will dream of Alizée when u sleep here.

PayBays

8th July 2005, 13:22

I just discovered the 7 Alizée Stages:

Stage 1: You begin to check out some things about Alizée
Stage 2: You are curios about her and start to download some songs
Stage 3: You are impressed by her songs that you start to chat on a forum
Stage 4: You are so obsessed that you start to realise you love her
Stage 5: You do anything to see or let everyone know how good she is
Stage 6: You're unstopable!You post,listen and only think about Alizée.It's time to
relax now,or you'll end up in Stage 7
Stage 6-7: You're getting so obsessed you think about a tatoo
Stage 7: Compleetly obsessed with Alizée.You can't live without her and you want
to steal things to have a part of her with you.You send her thousands of
letters every months to let her know how wonderfull she is.If Alizée does
something wrong you blaim yourself and you punish yourself.You are
compleetly dead from inside

Bondius

8th July 2005, 13:53

I'm definately not past stage 6. Probably an advanced stage 5 for me.

PayBays

8th July 2005, 14:29

Thanks to Snatcher i may post here about that 7 stages... :oops: :oops: :oops:

I'm between Stage 5 and 6

yesterday i spammed 1 Forum full with Alizée.I had 500 Posts more in 1 day.They were all laughing and they understood my Alizée obsession... :oops:

Ned

8th July 2005, 14:36

I'm in none of these stages, although I had a little from almost every one of them, except stage seven and maybe six.

Steve

8th July 2005, 14:44

To me there is only two stages, Your either a Fan or your Not.

And Im a Fan :)

PayBays

8th July 2005, 14:46

Added a new Stage...Stage between 6-7:

You're getting so obsessed you think about a tatoo

senelgor

8th July 2005, 14:53

Im with steveNZ...but if I had to choose Id say, more or less, in between 3-5.

And I have thought about a tattoo lol...I most definately wouldnt mind the Alizée, "A". :D

Ned

8th July 2005, 14:58

That tattoo idea sounds rather stupid to me, I mean what if something happens and you don't wanna be a fan at all? Would you still keep that tattoo?

PayBays

8th July 2005, 15:01

I'll only take the tatoo if my daughter is going to be named Alizée :wink:

senelgor

8th July 2005, 15:06

That tattoo idea sounds rather stupid to me, I mean what if something happens and you don't wanna be a fan at all? Would you still keep that tattoo?
Well, either get it removed ( :roll: ) or figure out something else for it to mean I guess.

I suppose thats the reason Ive only ever "talked" about getting a tattoo. My parents already said I could go get one. At one point I was considering getting one of Elmo holding, well never mind actually.

Yeah though, good points. But I hope nothing ever happens that makes me not a fan of Alizée.

Ned

8th July 2005, 15:08

Good point, although I don't like tattoos at all, but I must say maybe is a good idea for an eternal fan of Alizee.

Ned

8th July 2005, 15:09

I'll only take the tatoo if my daughter is going to be named Alizée :wink:
That's even more beautiful then the first tattoo idea. :thumbup:

PayBays

8th July 2005, 15:10

Good point, although I don't like tattoos at all, but I must say maybe is a good idea for an eternal fan of Alizee.

It could be a good idea when you have a kid named Alizée...that would be true love between father and child

Ned

8th July 2005, 15:11

It could be a good idea when you have a kid named Alizée...that would be true love between father and child
Hmm, you just gave me an idea for a name to my future daughter. :cheesy:

PayBays

8th July 2005, 15:13

It could be a good idea when you have a kid named Alizée...that would be true love between father and child
Hmm, you just gave me an idea for a name to my future daughter. :cheesy:

I always wanted a child with a special name.My future girl is going to be named Alizée

damn i love that name :wub: Alizée :wub:

senelgor

8th July 2005, 15:15

It could be a good idea when you have a kid named Alizée...that would be true love between father and child
Hmm, you just gave me an idea for a name to my future daughter. :cheesy:
Yea lol. Like I said before, theres going to be a huge number of little girls named Alizée in the coming years. :D

PayBays

8th July 2005, 15:19

Imagine all the names...when you put your kid in class

Check out the list:

Alizée van den Berg
Alizée Boutennant
Alizée Bonaire
-
-
-
Alizée Zoijk

Wil the REAL Alizée please stand up

ArlettyFan

9th July 2005, 01:07

http://img300.echo.cx/img300/8977/alizeepubjapon4zj.gif

le bear

9th July 2005, 02:33

OK, just look at her sitting there in that chair acting cute.

I'm pretty sure she could ask any one of us here for the keys to our car and drive off with it. Meanwhile we'd be standing there in total shock that she even spoke to us before we realized we'd just lost our car! :oops:

Ramon_Morales_Jr

9th July 2005, 02:59

i got nothing atm :cry: :cry:

loveherfromusa

10th July 2005, 12:16

I just discovered the 7 Alizée Stages:

Stage 7: Compleetly obsessed with Alizée.You can't live without her and you want to steal things to have a part of her with you.You send her thousands of letters every months to let her know how wonderfull she is.If Alizée does something wrong you blaim yourself and you punish yourself.You are compleetly dead from inside

"Can't live without her" is a bit over the top. I want to hear her, see her, and talk about her every day. Living without her is a fact of life.

"If Alizée does something wrong ..." - I'm sorry, what do those words mean? I'm not sure they describe a possible event. Why talk about something that can't happen? If Alizée is ever to be erroneously perceived to have done anything wrong, then the perceiver is at fault. If that is what you mean, then I agree.

I'm alive inside, but my visions of Alizée sure help.

PayBays

10th July 2005, 15:24

It's just a stage man...lol i think no-one will ever come to Stage 7...

tern

11th July 2005, 00:06

If Alizée is ever to be erroneously perceived to have done anything wrong, then the perceiver is at fault. If that is what you mean, then I agree.

Hahahaha, brilliant wording. 8)

BLADEEK

11th July 2005, 04:19

XX...Alizee will never get OLD...smth i can't understand anyhow...
XX...Alizee will devorse with Jeremy (now....wouldn't ever want that)
XX...Alizee will give something special to YOU when u'll see her live...

PayBays

11th July 2005, 12:38

XX...Alizee will give something special to YOU when u'll see her live...

what what what!If she gives me a kiss i will never ever wash my face again...

Bondius

11th July 2005, 12:39

Yea, and we'll see you at 30 years with a 2cm thick layer of dirt on you hahaha

tern

11th July 2005, 13:02

Yea, and we'll see you at 30 years with a 2cm thick layer of dirt on you hahaha

And with a smile on his face I'm sure.

PayBays

11th July 2005, 13:07

Yea, and we'll see you at 30 years with a 2cm thick layer of dirt on you hahaha

And with a smile on his face I'm sure.

If she just gives one of her socks to me...i just take a deep sniff and put it into a glass thingie.Even if she would speak one word with me!

Bondius

11th July 2005, 14:41

now that's real disturbing ... are you sure you're not past stage 12?

PayBays

11th July 2005, 14:42

No but i know i'm past stage 6...God i didn't dreamt of her today

* you can now return back to Stage 4 *

loveherfromusa

12th July 2005, 09:53

tern

12th July 2005, 09:56

This is not right. Addiction to Alizée is not harmful. There is no need for withdrawal from addiction to her. Addiction to her is the only possible response to her beauty and talent.

Yes, but if you have to go cold-turkey (like a family trip somewhere) then it can be harmful on your person. That's an addiction. :mrgreen:

PayBays

12th July 2005, 12:34

le bear

13th July 2005, 03:41

Addiction: compulsive need for and use of a habit-forming substance characterized by tolerance and by well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal; broadly : persistent compulsive use of a substance known by the user to be harmful.

This is not right. Addiction to Alizée is not harmful. There is no need for withdrawal from addiction to her. Addiction to her is the only possible response to her beauty and talent.

Yeah but someone was so addicted and obsessed to a girl,that he ran over the street to see her hologram...

then you must be over addictedI don't know. I'm not saying being an Alizee fan is harmful, however, there may be some people who are so obsessed that they become disfunctional on a normal level.... Say a guy dreams of being with her and lives in that mind set, maybe he never asks out another girl and ends up being alone for to long?

In any case, this thread is supposed to be lighthearted and if you read my very first post on page 1, it clearly states "this is all in fun"......

Lighten up, you'll live longer.

Ramon_Morales_Jr

13th July 2005, 03:48

i dont what to write :wink:

loveherfromusa

13th July 2005, 10:25

Stage 8: You discover the only Earth-like planet orbiting another star and name it Alizée. The people on that planet inform you that they have been getting transmissions from Earth of her concerts and have already named their planet Alizée. You are then an instant worlds celebrity and Alizée accompanies you to the first inter-planet cultural exchange.

PayBays

13th July 2005, 14:03

D13U

14th July 2005, 04:53

When you have an English/American keyboard, but memorized all the "Alt+????" combinations for accents.. (Alt+0233 = é Alt+0232 = è Alt+0224 = à etc, etc..)
I'm way past this one..

loveherfromusa

14th July 2005, 11:00

alt 0233 = é is the most important one.
Also an indication of addiction.

Bondius

14th July 2005, 11:09

I actually have my keyboard to turn french when I press Alt+LShift+3 hehe .. now that's more advanced :wink:

PayBays

14th July 2005, 11:12

My keyboard is cool!But i need some help with it

sorry to do this here Moderators,but it's a big problem for me:

I pressed something,and now all the letters are small.If i go to the fanpage and go to the lyrics part,i can't see it.To small letters

help :cry:

Bondius

14th July 2005, 11:15

What browser are you using? :blink:

senelgor

14th July 2005, 11:40

I actually have my keyboard to turn french when I press Alt+LShift+3 hehe .. now that's more advanced

Alt+LShift here lol :D Who needs irritating combos of keys eh? :cheesy:

Bondius

14th July 2005, 12:00

Well, Alt+LShift+1 changes it into Romanian, 2 changes into English and 3 changes into French :mrgreen:

PayBays

14th July 2005, 13:36

What browser are you using? :blink:

Internet Explorer

Yes i tried to change the Lettertype,but it didn't work

Bondius

14th July 2005, 15:01

Try on the toolbar (File/Edit/View/Favorites/etc):

View->Text Size->Medium

D13U

14th July 2005, 17:07

I've tried to change it to French... but my keyboard isn't smart enough, or something... it just doesn't work.

Achilles

17th July 2005, 04:52

le bear

17th July 2005, 19:56

Merci, le bear,you are really a psychologistl. I think we need your ration,clamness to not going too far from the reality.We shouldn't spend too much our young-lifves in thinking and thinking Alizee.We have true lifves ourselves,and Alizee too.
So. everybody,just liking her,but not loving her,not being carzy with her,I'm sure Alizee dosen't want to see that so many youngers spoil and ignore their lives.
Do you know I 'm Fed up?Do you understand what is Alizee fed up with?Hello Achilles,

I'm glad you like this thread. It is all in fun of course and meant to do just that, poke fun at ourselves because we are all so smitten with Alizee.

I know (I'm sure we all do) "I'm fed up" and we all probably have different ideas about what she might be fed up with but I think the song is mostly a fun song too. It is safe to say that Alizee (like any big star) is probably fed up with the loss of privacy that comes along with being a star. Maybe that's why she has made such an effort to stay out of the public eye for a while.

However, I really don't think she has anything to complain about, and I'm sure she would say the same. At least she doesn't have to work for a living like the rest of us and worry about living on a budget to get by like the rest of us. Even though, her privacy is compromised, millions of people around the world would do almost anything for her and care a great deal about her. At times, I'm sure it is stressful but being Alizee can't be all that bad to be "fed up" all the time.

Another thing to remember is that she doesn't write her songs, she might in the future but the last two albums, were written by others. I'm sure she had input into the content and so on, but probably not as much as she would have liked. So don't worry about her being fed up, she's fine, she'll be back with new music soon (we all hope!)

Take care!

fallenONE

21st July 2005, 02:38

I am between 8 and 9

O i started off this thing by seeing the accu video with L'Alize

haha I am falling deeper and deeper

PayBays

21st July 2005, 11:25

Autch watch out our she will cook you in her pan :cheesy:

loveherfromusa

21st July 2005, 11:34

Hello, My name is Dennis. I am an Alizéeholic. I don't feel that I need to change. Unless someone tells me a very good reason to change, I won't.

PayBays

21st July 2005, 11:37

* crowd goes *

Welcome Dennis...feel free to use your Alizée-holic power to impress us

* nips from his Alizée-song glass *

fallenONE

21st July 2005, 20:22

Man....Alizee is killing me ... I can't stop thinking about her!!!! :roll:

le bear

22nd July 2005, 00:46

Join the club fallenOne, then again, I guess you already have.....

That's why you're here and pretty much why we're all here. It's an addiction of sorts but it's a good thing. Beats the heck out of drugs or alcohol......

tern

22nd July 2005, 06:02

Hehe, a "welcome" to LHFUSA. :mrgreen: Been here forever! Welcome new guys too!

fallenONE

22nd July 2005, 06:06

what's LHFUSA? :?:

you gotta explain that kind of stuff to the new guy *me* too! lol

Quentin

22nd July 2005, 07:00

I think I am on like step 4...