When do you know,you have to stop listening to Alizée

[PayBays]

Don't know if we had this already,but i'll post...

Explanation:

When do you know,that you really have to stop looking at Alizee,because you might go crazy.


After 74 hours Moi...Lolita i really had to stop listening.Because i didn't liked the song anymore.And all i could say was...Lolita :roll:

[Bondius]

I don't understand the question ... can u rephrase it? :shock:

[PayBays]

Yes...when do you know that you have seen to much of Alizée and start flipping.

That means:

When do you know ( because of your actions,flipping,halucanations ) that you have to stop seeing Alizée

[Bondius]

Ah, now i understand


Well, today I yelled on the balcony (6th floor) " Why me?!" ... I think that's flipped enough for me since half the neibourghood heard me <_<

[PayBays]

yes you understand!Go on,go on!

[Bondius]

Well, the other ideeas are more flipped so it might be best to shut up ... who knows if she reads the forums. If I meet her and say "I'm Bondius from www.alizee-forum.com" she might say "That psycho? Police!" lol

well, i'm not that screwed but the yellin' part is true <_<

[PayBays]

We're all in love with Alizée.I think we all should stop looking at her for a week.

I even dreamt about her...now that's freaking...

[Bondius]

So what, I dream of her almost every night (i have my own recipie for it) it ain't that bad <_<

[Melodramatic]

After 10 replays of Moi... Lolita. :lol:

[Ned]

I'll stop when I will forget my name, or when I'll lose consciousness. :P Just kiddin'! I listen to her every song only once a day. :wink:

[PayBays]

you're really addicted my friend

PS: I voted for you!

[gaston_alizee]

I wouldn't become crazy even if I never stop watching/listening to her :P!

[Ramon_Morales_Jr]

i stopped listening to alizee when i found that alizee was going to be a mother :cry: :cry: :cry: but i bought MCE, then i started to listening to alizee again :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[tern]

I'll stop when I will forget my name, or when I'll lose consciousness. :P Just kiddin'! I listen to her every song only once a day. :wink:

Basically what I was gonna say. Make sure you get plenty of sleep, food, and take care of other business and all the rest of the time is for Alizée as you please.

[Mordecai]

I haven't listen to any of her music in a couple of weeks...

So go crazy about Alizée? I have a strong mind, but after looping a 3sec long clip when you have a mask over your head so you can't see a shit...

2hours...


Dunno how much Alizée I can take.

[muppetyoda]

hahaha - mordecai, i hope you're not seapking from personal experience!

[Mr Bond]

Well when I find myself sitting up in bed listening to ACC at 4am! :shock: This happens a lot I seem to have sleep problems often I don't go to bed before 2am its not good. :? Trouble with listening that late is that it pisses everyone off in the house. :D

[PayBays]

ACC?Sorry don't know all the short names for her music...

this are the only songs i know:

-Moi...Lolita
-Gourmandises ( i love that one )

Quand tu penses à moi
Toi le loup des steppes
Tout au fond de toi
Ressens-tu l’ivresse
J’ai si faim de toi
Tu le dis sans cesse
Et prendre soin de moi
Dis-moi si ça blesse
Oh loup y es-tu pour moi
Tu fais la promesse
Et si je m’offre à toi
C’est en milliers baisers de tendresse

Y’ a les baisers
Les premiers
Goût d’embruns
Goût de spleen
Y’ a les baisers volés
Dans des trains de tsarines
Les baisers d’un été
Où la main s’achemine
Mais les baisers d’Alizée
Sont de vraies gourmandises

Quand je pense à toi
Toi le loup des steppes
J’n’ai pas peur de toi
Est-ce que ça t’oppresse
Prends ce chemin là
Tu le dis sans cesse
Oh couche toi près de moi
Et dévore moi des yeux, ma princesse

Pour des baisers
Les premiers
Goût d’embruns
Goût de spleen
Pour des baisers volés
Dans des trains de tsarines
Des baisers d’un été
Où la main s’achemine
Mais les baisers d’Alizée..
Sont de vraies gourmandises

-I'm fed up
-J'an mer ( french is hard for me )
-Je ne pas vingt ans
-I'm not twenty

[DavidAlizée]

ACC = A Contre-Courant

@Chris, Ive done that many, many times. 8)

[Mordecai]

hahaha - mordecai, i hope you're not seapking from personal experience!

That's a test you have to take when you join the army (no, Haven't been in the army. yet!)
no, that was about a bet with some friends. I won! The one that came on "second place"... 1h and 43mins.

[PayBays]

hahaha - mordecai, i hope you're not seapking from personal experience!

That's a test you have to take when you join the army (no, Haven't been in the army. yet!)
no, that was about a bet with some friends. I won! The one that came on "second place"... 1h and 43mins.

i broke your record...4 hours long Gourmandise

i'm really dizzy and i drunk 2 bottles of coke...i'm al fed up with caffeine

[Mordecai]

Well thats no prob, But when you have to sit on a chair and can't do anything (drink eat WC etc.) can't see a shit and only hear a 3sec long clip loop... let's see if you can take that for 4hours!


And 2bottles of coke and dissy? On a local LAN-Paty I did drink 6.5 litres in 1h.
Owned to 100% :tongue:

[Ramon_Morales_Jr]

i'll kill myself :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[tern]

Heh, last night i played the 4-second "Je Vous Embrasse" soundclip in my sig on repeat for about 22 minutes before it started getting annoying and I turned it off.

[Takran]

Heh, last night i played the 4-second "Je Vous Embrasse" soundclip in my sig on repeat for about 22 minutes before it started getting annoying and I turned it off.

I could definitely not do that :shock:

I only stop listening to her when I'm around friends, since they prefer rock.

@PayBays
I can understand you having difficulty with French, it's not the easiest language. J'en Ai Marre (JEAM) and J'ai Pas Vingt Ans (JPVA) are what you're thinking of. And you should most definitely get your hands on A Contre-Courant (ACC), it is by far my favorite song of hers.

[gaston_alizee]

I only stop listening to her when I'm around friends, since they prefer rock.
Yeah, me too.

[grnick]

I am listening her songs all day, every day, for 4 years now, with no problems. :mrgreen: And I like all her songs. Actually, I stop listening them only when my ipod's battery is empty... or when I sleep. :D

[senelgor]

Mordecai, 1h 43m, 3 sec clip loop, masked?! Ok ya. Lasted, oh about 60 times longer than I would have. :? And 6.5 liters in an hour? Ya Id be hurling my guts out forever. Blegh. :D

I stop after listening to any particular song more than a few times. After that theres no point to listen anymore lol. I eventually just tune it out and dont notice it anymore, or I start to get sick of hearing it. Usually the latter.

[loveherfromusa]

When my wife says something to me and something in her tone-of-voice tells me I should listen to her.

[senelgor]

When my wife says something to me and something in her tone-of-voice tells me I should listen to her.
Mmm hmm. Despite being only 16 and ofc never married. I must agree quite fully on that note. :D

[PayBays]

French is always trouble for me...but someone discovered i like Alizée

i would kill myself... :cry: Nobody can hear that i'm listening to Alizée

Tu es mon Princesse

[Bondius]

If you're ashamed of listening to her they why do you continue? My whole family and 70% of my friends know that I'm a big fan of her. Sometimes they laugh at me but I don't pay attention. If they felt for someone the way I feel for Alizee they would understand. The bottom line is that you DON'T have to hide, man. It's a normal thing to listen to foreign music.

[PayBays]

you're right for a part.But my sister always takes over my music.So that's why i don't like that people know it.She always takes over my music

that sounds like a new topic

[Tim]

My sister doesn't think much of Alizée ¬_¬ She thinks it's crazy that I can go from to thrash metal to Alizée.
>_>
<_<
She tried mocking Alizée once. I told her to STFU. She shut up. ^_^

I don't think I'll ever stop listening to Alizée.

[tern]

My sister doesn't think much of Alizée ¬_¬ She thinks it's crazy that I can go from to thrash metal to Alizée.
>_>
<_<
She tried mocking Alizée once. I told her to STFU. She shut up. ^_^

I don't think I'll ever stop listening to Alizée.

Good. Which sister? XD

[PayBays]

Well my sister promised to not copy my music.You all have to know that i'm having my own music that nobody else can take away from me.My sister hates her music.

[Bondius]

My brother (23 y/o) isn't mad about her music but still, he listens (yea, because I put Alizee in the top of my playlist hehe). The only thing that annoys him is when I play Alizee's songs over and over again. I'm not ashamed ... I think the whole neibourghood knows I listen to her (the power of a Subwoofer hehe). A few days ago I shook the whole building with JPVA! Well, not the whole building but a few floors up and down at least. :cheesy:

[Mordecai]

My friend made the books on the 3rd floor to fall (he lives on 5th).

He tried to use his car speakers in the living room
http://www.jbl.com/car/products/product_detail.aspx?prod=W15GTI&ser=GTI&cat=SUB
x2 (he has sold them now and "only" have one 12" on 400W RMS).

[Bondius]

holy crap those are cannons not speakers lol. My brother had "cannons" like that on his car but some bastards broke into it and stole them >_>

[DavidAlizée]

My brother (23 y/o) isn't mad about her music but still, he listens (yea, because I put Alizee in the top of my playlist hehe). The only thing that annoys him is when I play Alizee's songs over and over again. I'm not ashamed ... I think the whole neibourghood knows I listen to her (the power of a Subwoofer hehe). A few days ago I shook the whole building with JPVA! Well, not the whole building but a few floors up and down at least. :cheesy:

so you live in a block of flats?

[Bondius]

Can you give a more precise meaning of "block of flats"? English ain't my native language >_> lol. But, if you say so, it has to be something true ... though I'm not flat <_< lol

[DavidAlizée]

lol, i just mean like these.

http://www.inforse.dk/europe/images/su_cz_panel.jpg

you live in something like that?

[Bondius]

Yea something like that but only with 10 floors :cheesy:

[DavidAlizée]

ah i see. I was confused when you said you had people above you and below. Now i know what you mean.

[Bondius]

Eewww ... sandwitched ... lol

[banishedbayou]

When I am about to be late for something. :oops:

[gaston_alizee]

If you're ashamed of listening to her they why do you continue? My whole family and 70% of my friends know that I'm a big fan of her. Sometimes they laugh at me but I don't pay attention.
Yeah, but me it's 100%. And when my friends mock, I answer somethin' like this (especially for those who like Eminem, 50 Cent...) :
You're perhaps right, but listening to singers who can't talk about something else than girls and sex, and of which all the clips show almost nude girls pumpin' their tits (lol) doesn't interest me...!

P.S.: I know Alizée talks about sex too, but she does it with fineness!

[PayBays]

lol...people i got so addicted to Gourmandises that i began to sing it...and now i'm listening to an other Alizée song and i only want to hear Gourmandises...i really have to stop listening to that. :bounce:

[HME]

We're all in love with Alizée.I think we all should stop looking at her for a week.

I have actually done that before and my advise is DONT DO IT EVAR!

Not seeing Alizée for a week is almost an evil.
:tears:

[PayBays]

i can try it!But i think i don't do it,although i'm addicted!!!...just sing....sing a song!Don;t worry that it's not good enough,just sing her song.

Lalalalalala

ok...message to long

[HME]

Im addicted to Alizée also, dont get me wrong. :)

[Tyza]

When I have to leave my PA... I turn my car hifi on.
When I have to leave my car... I plug my headphones in.
When I have to remove my headphones... man, I hope I'm already home at my PA. :cheesy:

[loveherfromusa]

Sorry, but I just realized the answer to this topic.
Don't listen to her if you are dead.

[kennythekid]

Why?... cuz you gonna wake up from the dead :lol:

[Tim]

My sister doesn't think much of Alizée ¬_¬ She thinks it's crazy that I can go from to thrash metal to Alizée.
>_>
<_<
She tried mocking Alizée once. I told her to STFU. She shut up. ^_^

I don't think I'll ever stop listening to Alizée.

Good. Which sister? XD
Vanessa, my older one. Teach her not to say Alizée dresses and sings badly.

[senelgor]

Mmm hmm. Id have to agree, if I have hide it then wtf am I listening for? For this, I said f@ck it, and should hopefully have Gourmandises/MCE within a week or so. Im not sure why I hesitated lol...if I like it, then what the hell do I care of what other people say?

Meh, finally back. Road trips suck royally. :evil:

[Orion]

I have passed the point of no return, and I have been in this situation the second I found her. All such questions are irrelevant. All details are simply a futile attempt to understand the essence of this life. Sometimes I feel that I am the only one conscious of Alizée; that I am a "special case." She will not leave my thoughts and she will not let go of my heart, and I will accomodate.

[PayBays]

Nice said,i fully agree.She will never get out of my heart,but i made a promise.
If Alizee ( can't do the / on the e on this keyboard here ) doesn't show up in a concert in the next 3 years,i quit.I really want to see her,but waiting for 8 years is a bit to much.

[Bondius]

Well we can't know exactly how things will develop ... all we can do is hope and pray she will be back very soon.
Alizée! If you read this, we're waiting for you!! Don't let us down!! :cheesy:

[PayBays]

lol i had such a shame moment today

I was riding to school and i didn't knew i was singing French.Everybody looked like wtf is he saying?I really song good French,everybody laughed their asses of.I said

Vous fermez en haut, vous ne pouvez pas me comprendre même!Alizee est le meilleur et vous tout suce

You shut up,you can't even understand me!Alizee is the best and you all suck!

Then when i sat at school i had to wait for 1 hour to get my books ( i left school )
So i was tuning in on Alizee - Gourmandises ( no word Bondius!!!!!! :evil: ) and after 2 hours i woke up.I was to late so i just stole my books and ride home.

I took a turn to the right to short and i felt into the grass.I was laughing my ass of and luckely there was no one. :oops:

And that all thanks to Alizee :wub:

[Bondius]

Yea, a few days ago I started to talk to my friends in french. I couldn't help laughing because I was making fun of them and they had no ideea what I was saying :laughbounce: man, french rulez!!!

[FiEsTa]

Learning french is very easy... but using it is very hard. The Grammar is very simple to understand. Just the vocabulary is a problem.

[PayBays]

Learning French isn't so easy i think,i have to pay a lot of attention

( lol why on the 2nd page! )