Definations of Alizee. (Intresting)

[Broken Wings]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alizee&defid=359007

1. alizee
Absolute perfection personified. Incomparable talent, grace, beauty and charm.
So wonderful that these very words are disgraceful, as mere words can never come close to doing her justice.
Alizée would have stolen my heart, had I not given it willingly.


2. alizee
Gods beauty poured into a woman and packaged by the French. The one and only reason to want to go to France and learn the language. Often known for her strangely and extremely erotic body movement.



3. Alizee
see also ; immaculate, perfection, beauty, sexy, goddess, angel

the ultimate woman, Alizee is every quality a woman can have crammed into one person. unrivaled beauty, talent and personality. Any man who is not in love with her or does not fall in love with her is obviously gay or blind.
every woman is a percentage of Alizee, the higher the %, the closer she is to perfection, only Alizee has 100%

She is the princess of angels, she is the human form of true love, her smile represents perfection, her body...perfect, too cute for words...

To be in love with Alizee is to be human....

I LOVE YOU ALIZEE!!



4. alizee
n.

1.) French ersatz Britney Spears. Native corsican who is popular among non-French speaking young males who are unable to understand her atrocious lyrics.
2.) Strangely seductive, strangely entrancing, and devilishly attractive French pop singer. Basis for popular animated .gif file depicting her pelvic gyrations.
3.) A good reason to learn French



5. alizee
What angels wish they were.
Alizée is more beauty than this world deserves.



6. Alizée
1. No. 1 singer in the world.

2. Personification of success.

3. Personification of everything good.
1. E.g. "Do you guys know the best singer in the world?" "Oh, you mean Alizée. Yeah, she is the BEST!!!!!"

2. E.g. "You are so successful, just like Alizée."

3. E.g. Kind, Beautiful, Lovely, Sweet, Caring and so on.....



7. Alizée
1) Do not confuse with "Alizé" (Trade wind)
2) To make one's Alizée with s.o. = To tease s.o. with a lolita look
3) To be an adult fan of Alizée = Not to be an adult fan of Lorie
4) Marketing product of Mylène Farmer
5) Corsican singer ; French artist
1) Meteorologists take an interest in the "Alizé", not "Alizée"... (I'm not sure ?)
2) She made her Alizée with Jeremy, and his friend, Paul, and the cousin of Paul, Arnaud, and the boyfriend of Arnaud, Jeremy.
3) Lorie sings "A vingt ans" versus Alizée who sings "J'ai pas vingt ans"
4) With albums, singles, cd maxi (remixes), vinyles etc.
6) She's a real Corsican girl. Her name : Alizée Jacotet.
So, she's not the secret daughter of Mylène Farmer and Laurent


8. Alizée
Nothing but a cute face with a terrible voice:
Britney Spears
Cristhina Aguilera
Avril Lavigne
and many others...
(^^NOT ALIZEE, BUT THE OTHERS^^)

[le bear]

"A good reason to learn French" I liked that one best. :lol:

[Snatcher42]

You can tell a lot by looking at the people who submitted those:


#1 is from our man and (retired?) admin Mayhem, aka Ron. Cool dude. I met him in Paris.
#8 is Rick Rivers, one of my least favorite members on MFI. :yuk:

[benficabeatsporto]

Well with a name like Rick Rivers.. he wouldn't have a clue now would he.. sounds like a guys who think he's cool by hating avril lavigne and aguilera to make himself part of some group.. in other words he's ***

[Steve]

AOM (french Airline) have a long haul flight class called Alizee, ironic that this airline was the one that she won the compition!

[tern]

I'd say #5 is my favorite definition. It's so sweet.

[dana007]

nice topic
Message too short.

[gaston_alizee]

I'd say #5 is my favorite definition. It's so sweet.
Yes me too, and I think the same.

[UK Fan 2003]

non-French speaking young males who are unable to understand her atrocious lyrics.


How can they call her lyrics atrocious ?? I find that quite a cruel comment... :roll:

[DavidAlizée]

well to be honest, they are. Only ofc, if you translate them to English, they don't mean much at all, let alone make any sense. In French, i don't know.. maybe they seem to be better in French. I don't care, they still sounds great.

[Piece Of Paradise]

It's been almost a year and a half since I last viewed that site, sure brings back the memories.

Of course except for the Rick Rivers part.

[Zeka]

Beautiful.Very beautiful. :wub:
Numbers 1,3 and 5 are absolutely amazing comments! Don't want to waste my time and words with the number 8... :mad:
I'll try to make an appropriate definition (although something like that isn't possible-She can't be defined!!!) as soon as I find some free time.So much work to do.... :weep:

[Bondius]

Yea, 8 is kinda disturbing ... if she has a terrible voice, then what can I say of most Romanian (and not only Romanian) singers ...

[Broken Wings]

no no! they are not saying Alizee has a terrible voice, they are saying that about the others! that is why I put an underline under Alizee

[Bondius]

I see ... yeah, sorry for the confusion :cheesy:

[senelgor]

mladjazekic, I agree. 1, 3, and 5 are great. :cheesy:


3.) A good reason to learn French


I concur. :D

[Bondius]

3.) A good reason to learn French



What do you think I'm up to this summer :cheesy:

[Ned]

I believe the alizes are the southern winds (trade winds) from the Mediteranean Sea, if I'm not mistaking. :type:

[senelgor]

Thats what Id love to be doing hehe. Im gonna wait until school starts back up though. I need to find a job this summer, learn to drive/get my liscense. I just dont think Ill have the time to start a new language from scratch. Plus I just plain dont think it would go to well for me at all. :lol:

< Is *very* lazy during the summer. Just having to get a job and learn to drive (Ya I started late. Just didnt have the drive to learn) is alot haha. :D Im sad I know. :roll:

[Bondius]

I believe the alizes are the southern winds (trade winds) from the Mediteranean Sea, if I'm not mistaking. :type:

Yes, you are right.

[Takran]

Indeed 1, 3, and 5 are very good definitions. I give this my stamp of approval. :D

[Broken Wings]

:mrgreen: agreed :mrgreen:

[Mordecai]

Thats what Id love to be doing hehe. Im gonna wait until school starts back up though. I need to find a job this summer, learn to drive/get my liscense. I just dont think Ill have the time to start a new language from scratch. Plus I just plain dont think it would go to well for me at all. :lol:

< Is *very* lazy during the summer. Just having to get a job and learn to drive (Ya I started late. Just didnt have the drive to learn) is alot haha. :D Im sad I know. :roll:



Can't drive and is 16?! Then it's surely better to learn that then learn French.
You are a lucky bastard anyway, cuz in Sweden you have to be 18 before you're allowed to drive...

[senelgor]

Yep, cant drive and Im 16 lol. Looking around, just about everyone in my school has at *least* their permit. Not me. Like I said, I just didnt really see it as a priority, so I didnt do it. Now though, with possibly getting a job itd be nice. Not having to rely on my parents (lol) or bike (bleh), or bus (bleh again), to get me there and back. Then with school of course.

Drivers ed in July, not sure from there. :P

18?! Man, we can get our permit at like 14 here. Full liscense at 17.

[gaston_alizee]

Here in Tunsia, we can't drive unless we're 18 at least!

[Bondius]

Same in Romania ... that's a bummer. But let's get back on the tracks, Alizee's definitons aren't associated with a driver's license, am I right? :cheesy:

[Tim]

1 and 5 are my favourites. Kudos to whoever entered those :)

[slickis]

Yep, cant drive and Im 16 lol. Looking around, just about everyone in my school has at *least* their permit. Not me. Like I said, I just didnt really see it as a priority, so I didnt do it. Now though, with possibly getting a job itd be nice. Not having to rely on my parents (lol) or bike (bleh), or bus (bleh again), to get me there and back. Then with school of course.

Drivers ed in July, not sure from there. :P

18?! Man, we can get our permit at like 14 here. Full liscense at 17.

there's a whole bunch of other fun stuff you cant do until you're 21 though ;)

[tern]

This reminds me that someone ought to update the Wikipedia entry on Alizée.

[PayBays]

Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui,
would she marry me me me me me?

3. Alizee
see also ; immaculate, perfection, beauty, sexy, goddess, angel

the ultimate woman, Alizee is every quality a woman can have crammed into one person. unrivaled beauty, talent and personality. Any man who is not in love with her or does not fall in love with her is obviously gay or blind.
every woman is a percentage of Alizee, the higher the %, the closer she is to perfection, only Alizee has 100%

She is the princess of angels, she is the human form of true love, her smile represents perfection, her body...perfect, too cute for words...

To be in love with Alizee is to be human....

I LOVE YOU ALIZEE!!

i love you to :oops: *throws kisses to her,but they bump against the screen*
damn :cry:

[Bondius]

Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui,
would she marry me me me me me?

3. Alizee
see also ; immaculate, perfection, beauty, sexy, goddess, angel

the ultimate woman, Alizee is every quality a woman can have crammed into one person. unrivaled beauty, talent and personality. Any man who is not in love with her or does not fall in love with her is obviously gay or blind.
every woman is a percentage of Alizee, the higher the %, the closer she is to perfection, only Alizee has 100%

She is the princess of angels, she is the human form of true love, her smile represents perfection, her body...perfect, too cute for words...

To be in love with Alizee is to be human....

I LOVE YOU ALIZEE!!

i love you to :oops: *throws kisses to her,but they bump against the screen*
damn :cry:

<_< no comment. I suggest sayin' that in a letter like me and Tim :wink:

[PayBays]

lol i already did... :oops:

[Bondius]

Hehe good man .. the more the merrier. :wink:

[PayBays]

I think she would really think...ow god are those my fans.I think she would blush a lot when she opens those letters.Next time i'm gonna spray some parfum over my letter :oops:

[Bondius]

it would perish before it got to her <_<

[PayBays]

lol...i would bring it myself...i would stick myself to the letter so they have to let me in

[Bondius]

I would put it myself in the mailbox and wait for Alizee
When she comes by I'll get up and say "You have a letter from me" lol

[PayBays]

you know what you have to do...send her a package and let

"Je t'aime Alizée.Tu es un Ange" tatoo made on your back.She would be shocked.

[Bondius]

Nah, I'm too young for tatoos.


Man, I'd so wish she'll read my letter .. it would mean so much for me :wub:
but I'd probably never know :(

[PayBays]

she received my letter yesterday...people said it could take over a year.I asked in my letter if that was true.I hope someone responds...doesn't matter if Alizée reads it or not.Doesn't matter if theres at the bottom

greets,

Alizée

even if she didn't wrote it.It's nice that a fan gets a letter back.I would do it myself.

[Bondius]

Well, I might faint if I see a letter signed Alizee in the mail in a few months/a year :shock:

[PayBays]

i hope it doesn't take more then a year.I hope she hires me to answer the letters

[Bondius]

I hope (IF i ever get a letter back) that she'll say "I hope you'll write again"



Man, I sure dream of paradise here <_<

[PayBays]

don't dream,just do

if she writes in a letter: i hate your letter

( yeah my first letter s*cked indeed )

i would write back.

[Bondius]

http://www.alizee-forum.com/ptopic,484401.html#484401

:wink: let's continue there

[gaston_alizee]

Well Broken Wings I think you should renew the definations now, no?

[Broken Wings]

what do u mean lol..

[Ramon_Morales_Jr]

Well Broken Wings I think you should renew the definations now, no?

im :? :? :? :? man

[FiEsTa]

renew broken wings? Of what are we talking here now? Of Angels?

[DavidAlizée]

Renew the definations?

gaston_alizee, He posted those few, they can not be renewed lol. Or, do you mean ask him to add more?

[gaston_alizee]

Renew the definations?

gaston_alizee, He posted those few, they can not be renewed lol. Or, do you mean ask him to add more?
Yeah, make new ones, what did you think guys?!