Wallpaper: Coming soon to a theater near you..

[monkeygod]

This is a parody of the Aliens vs Predator movie and so is meant to be taken lightly. If anyone here is actually a fan of Amina and the rest of these Star academy guys, then im sorry.

Amina and the CPMs (Chenoa, Pavel, Melanie) have been somewhat of a running joke for me and some the people in the hub, which is what drove me to make this wallpaper. We make fun of them because of their relative ugliness, and because they had no business being on the same stage with Alizee. IMO of course. I would have put Jeremy in to as the 4th member of the CPM (he's from star academy too and had no business being onstage w/ Jenifer), but i thought that woulda gone a bit too far.

Anyhow i hope u guys like and dont get offended by it.

http://www.evobreed.com/alizee/alizee_vs_amina_wall_resize.jpg (http://www.evobreed.com/alizee/alizee_vs_amina_wall.jpg)

[DavidAlizée]

nice monkey.. but i thought she sang the song realy well : )

[junior_151]

I thought that was hilarious, thnx for the laugh monkey. :lol:

Amina wanst that bad maybe those other guys but still noone can match up to lili. :cheesy:

[monkeygod]

its not that she sang it horribly, but did u see how she tries to outcute Alizee at her own game? seriously, she looks up at the ceiling constantly, batting her eyes, as if she's trying to hypnotize her and the audience. Alizee doesnt even have to try. Also Amina has a build of a lumberjack and a manly voice. And the CPM, man dont get me started on them, theyre horrible in every respect. IMO of course.

[junior_151]

Yeah I saw that thing Amina was doing too. It kinda irritated me so I was kinda glad that the host of the show was kinda rude to her, or am I the only one who saw that.

[DavidAlizée]

wow, i can't belive you guys dislike her that much heh.. i think shes cool : )

[monkeygod]

haha yeah, he walked right passed by her and gave Alizee a hug, and didnt give Amina one. Then he complimented Alizee and told Amina to sit down and behave.

If she didnt annoy me so much during the performance, i mighta felt sorry for her.

[junior_151]

I never said I didnt like her. I was just saying I knew what Mokeygod was talking about. I really dont know that much about Amina so Im just kinda "neutral" but I disliked what she was doing at Star Academy.

[Snatcher42]

Excuse my newbish ignorance, but what is Star Academy? (Beyond just "a French tv show" :) )

I've seen the Alizée vids from it, and apparently those other people are Amina, Chenoa, Pavel, and Melanie... but who are they, why are they there, and what is the premise of the show? Thanks.

[monkeygod]

All i know is that the only worthwhile artist to come out of it is Jenifer. Well i guess 1 out of 6 aint bad :?

[Snatcher42]

Heh, ok... so is that girl in the front on the bottom right Chenoa? She was kinda scary in the Eurobest vid! :lol:

Oh yeah, and I've been meaning to ask... where are the third and fifth pics in your sig from?

[monkeygod]

Heh, ok... so is that girl in the front on the bottom right Chenoa? She was kinda scary in the Eurobest vid! :lol:

Oh yeah, and I've been meaning to ask... where are the third and fifth pics in your sig from?

Ya, she's pretty scary, its got something to do w/ the eyes or eyebrows. She also does the "spirit fingers" midway through the performance which is pretty lame.

The fifth pic on my sig is of Lorie, one of the other "french lolitas". Thats a screenshot of the video where a show pitted her music video versus Alizee's "Moi Lolita" video. Needless to say, Lorie she got owned in points :D The sixth pic is from the NRJ music awards, where Alizee single handidely beat out a buncha rappers for new artist of the year or something like that.

[AlizéeInMYHeart]

hehe...really cool wallpaper Monkeygod 8)

[Snatcher42]

The fifth pic on my sig is of Lorie, one of the other "french lolitas". Thats a screenshot of the video where a show pitted her music video versus Alizee's "Moi Lolita" video. Needless to say, Lorie she got owned in points :D The sixth pic is from the NRJ music awards, where Alizee single handidely beat out a buncha rappers for new artist of the year or something like that.
Cool, thanks... so, uh - what's the third pic from? ;)

[monkeygod]

The third pic is of Jenifer, when Alizee pranked called her on tv. Another fine example of Alizee Ownage!

[Snatcher42]

Oh right, I have seen that one! Thanks again, mate. :D

[Napoleon]

build of a lumberjack and a manly voice :lol: :lol:

LMAO thats a little rough..

[Lunatock]

The third pic is of Jenifer, when Alizee pranked called her on tv. Another fine example of Alizee Ownage!

Hows the story to that one go? That and whats the story behind your avatar?

[monkeygod]

You can get the story here about Alizee's little prank:

http://www.alizee-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=7030

My avatar is from the Funtv "1 heure avec Alizee" interview. The interviewer asks if she's ready to answer all the questions. And then Alizee makes a funny meany face and says simply "Tout!", which means "All", followed by a cute grin. One of the cutest Alizee moments ever!

You can see the animated gif i made of it in Snatcher42's avatar.

[Backinblack]

Pretty cool wallpaper, monkeygod. Looks like you might have a career designing movie posters :P
I rooted for Chenoa to win the Eurobest last year, in part because the hometown French crowd was rooting for Nolwenn and I didn't want to see Nolwenn win. She did seem to be one of the better singers out of the whole European bunch. Now that I watch it again, she doesn't seem to be as attractive as I thought she was when I first saw her. I guess Alizée might have something to do with that. :P

I'm not going to minimize Alizée's "ownage" of all these people, but I couldn't help but offer a few clarifications. The host of Star Academy, Nikos, wasn't really being rude to Amina; he was just poking fun at her, like he does with all the students. And Amina probably wasn't trying to outcute Alizée, but she was trying to get the audience into it so that she wouldn't get voted off the show (which did happen not too long after that, fortunately).
As for Lorie, M6 picked one of her lesser-known singles, pitting it against one of the best-selling singles of the past several years. If they would have picked one of her better ones, it would have been closer, although not quite enough to beat the "Moi... Lolita" powerhouse.
And in the FunTV interview Alizée actually says "Toutes".

[squeaky ladida]

And in the FunTV interview Alizée actually says "Toutes".

*owned*
:P :P :P

haha, but funny image monkey
though i dunno if the one she replace even wins at the end of the movie... it'll probably be so lame as to allow the humans to win

i luv the line in the middle though, "If amina wins, we lose"
that just tickled me inside :cheesy:

[monkeygod]

I was told it was Toutes! before but i was too lazy to change it. Tout! sounds funnier anyhow :D

And the Amina and the CPM thing, we made a lot of different movie plots for them, many of which include world domination and Alizee saving the day. Yes, we were bored and had nothing better to do.

Another involved Alizee as a superhero in the JPVA costume w/ a big ol' "A" in the front. Then i realized she would look like Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks. Still, I think that would be the cutest thing ever. Jenifer could be Simon.

[Snatcher42]

Alizée and the Chipmunks (http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~bfrazer1/Alizee_and_the_Chipmunks.mp3)

[monkeygod]

Yay, go Alizee and the Chipmunks!

http://www.evobreed.com/alizee/alizee_chipmunk.jpg
Cutest thing ever!

[Snatcher42]

I think my brain just exploded from cuteness overload.

http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~bfrazer1/xhead.gif

[monkeygod]

...so this Alizee fan walks into the hospital, complaining to the doctor about stomach problems.

After 10 minutes of diagnoses, the doctor tells the patient, "im sorry to say that you will need to get an enema." The fan's eyes widen in horror and in a stricken panic shouts out "Oh God no, anything but that, WHYYYY!?"

The doctor tries to calm down then patient and says "no no, not an 'Amina,' an enema"

The patient, in a sigh of relief, says "Ohhh ok, you scared me for a second there"

[Lunatock]

The text was funny. Think I missed seeing the video while it was being hosted. But oh well. Thank you much.

[Lunatock]

This is a parody of the Aliens vs Predator movie and so is meant to be taken lightly. If anyone here is actually a fan of Amina and the rest of these Star academy guys, then im sorry.

Amina and the CPMs (Chenoa, Pavel, Melanie) have been somewhat of a running joke for me and some the people in the hub, which is what drove me to make this wallpaper. We make fun of them because of their relative ugliness, and because they had no business being on the same stage with Alizee. IMO of course. I would have put Jeremy in to as the 4th member of the CPM (he's from star academy too and had no business being onstage w/ Jenifer), but i thought that woulda gone a bit too far.

Anyhow i hope u guys like and dont get offended by it.

http://www.evobreed.com/alizee/alizee_vs_amina_wall_resize.jpg (http://www.evobreed.com/alizee/alizee_vs_amina_wall.jpg)

Any WMV's of Amina and the CMP? So I can know the enemy. :wink:

[squeaky ladida]

you mean vids and such?
in that case, yeah, there's a vid of it
you can find it on DC
and maybe even the winMX hub, buti haven't checked there

[monkeygod]

Any WMV's of Amina and the CMP? So I can know the enemy. :wink:

Yes, its always good to know your enemies. Come join us in the Alizee DC++ hub at alizee.myftp.org where u can get all the information on Amina and her infamous CPM crew. There we will debrief you how u can help the revolution.

Remember, only WE can prevent Amina. The world is counting on it..

[squeaky ladida]

I want YOU to keep Amina under control!

[Lunatock]

Any WMV's of Amina and the CMP? So I can know the enemy. :wink:

Yes, its always good to know your enemies. Come join us in the Alizee DC++ hub at alizee.myftp.org where u can get all the information on Amina and her infamous CPM crew. There we will debrief you how u can help the revolution.

Remember, only WE can prevent Amina. The world is counting on it..

Now this thread makes me think of Medal of Honor Underground. Starting as a "French Resistence" and turning into the OSS. (Early version of the CIA.) But we'd need to make our own meaning for OSS.

[Lunatock]

Siamese Twins?

http://www.star-academy3.org/bilder/prime5-11-july-amina.jpg

[squeaky ladida]

^not really.... lol
i don't see all that much resemblance

[belefuu]

how about the gigantic beaked shnozzes and general ugliness

[monkeygod]

It looks like Amina is giving her the Ugly-Eye. The kind of that lingers w/ you afterwards and give you nitemares for days. Just one of Amina's deadly weapons. It's already too late for that girl, pour soul. She is probably one of them now.

Still, the Ugly-Eye is no match for Alizee's cute stare attack though. That's why you see Amina looking up all the time during that Stars Academy Moi Lolita performance. If she were to lock eyes w/ Alizee too long, she'd melt.

[junior_151]

Nice Story Monkeygod :P

[Snatcher42]

I think it's about time we took a nod from KISS and form a mighty ALIZEE-ARMY.

[Lolalizee]

The bottom of screen is great but the problem, and Amina the bottom would have was a lot mieu without her and without the other persons could you make fon of all this color meme and what he(it) have only alizée there above please?? Thank you kisses :wink:

[loff]

I've said it earlier Moneygod, you ARE a pro ! A true genius ! :lol:

[Lunatock]

And rather than ask who #3 and #6 is in your sig. Who are all the owned in the first to second to last pics?

[squeaky ladida]

Girl who sang Moi...Lolita | Eurobest Crew____ | jenifer, who got pranked | _______Victims of Stars a domicile
Duet with Alizée _______| (Amina included)|
http://www.evobreed.com/mkygod/alizee_ownage.jpg
Lorie (duels of stars,__________ | Other nominees
Moi Lolita sold more __________| for an award Alizée won
than Toute Seule)_____________|I think it was best new artist

[jon]

_______(No idea) |


That's Jenifer in the Alizee prank call interview, correct?

[squeaky ladida]

I remember it being mentioned somewhere, but i couldn't remember
and from that pic, i can't really tell
oh well, *Edits anyway*

[jon]

Ach, now my post looks like it's responding to nothing. Thanks a lot squeaky! :mrgreen:

[bender]

hi everyone.... :cheesy:

i'm her new fan...from MALAYSIA :afro:

hope we can be friend... :oops:

email me at tom_ace9@yahoo.com ok?

bye!!!